TO CAESAR

an imitation of Catullus 57

TO CAESAR

after Gaius Valerius Catullus 57

A lovely pair of paedophiles,

the option trader and the slumlord Caesar,

one from kosher Brooklyn, one from posher Queens,

both befouling Florida with their glitzy kitsch,

twins of perversions slyly shared,

shared beds, shared babes, shared pussies

listed, filed, defiled, our Pimp and Prez,

rivals at raping little girls,

the magnate of adultery and his pal,

a lovely pair of paedophiles.

Pulchre convenit improbis cinaedis,

Mamurrae cinaedo Caesarique.

Nec mirum: maculae pares utrisque,

Urbana altera et altera Formiana,

impressae resident nec eluentur:

morbo iactati eidem ambo gemelli,

euno lectulo erudituli ambo,

non hic quam ille magis vorax adulter,

rivales socii puellularum.

Pulchre convenit improbis cinaedis.